Wednesday, March 31, 2010
HIYA PEEPOS! haha
had GP lesson today and it wasnt as boring as i expected it to be
our teacher was teaching us how to answer paper 2 questions
and one segment was on IRONY
so we had to do a worksheet and the situations used as questions were HILARIOUS!
i shall type a few out here..haha
its not copyrighted rite?? heee
1.A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
2.A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two parts/pieces. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman
3. Iraq terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits
haha..we were laughing away in class..there are 3 more though but...haha..nvm...3 is sufficient...
ok and today....the bus ride to sch was funny la
my bus missed my sch's bus stop-.-
then all the other JJcians in my bus were like "ehh! we missed the stop!" or smth like tat haha
luckily there was another stop for us which is nearer to the other gate
so yup not late :D
haha this shows tat we shld take the initiative to press the bell...
WELL! i dont think i will press the bell...haha
ugh shall end here and study maths!
lecture test tmr......GAH
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8:39 PM
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